My mind was just officially blown

Daylight what? I have no idea what time it is. Anyhoo, over at bigsoccer, a user named Roblar went ahead and posted the most amazing update on the current state of the Earthquakes roster that I have no other option than to post this person’s post so here you go:

Senior Roster

1. Joe Cannon #1 (G)
2. Preston Burpo #22 (G)
3. Jason Hernandez #21 (D)
4. Nick Garcia #3 (D)
5. Ryan Cochrane #5 (D)
6. Chris Pozniak #13 (D) (Canadian, INT)
7. Ramiro Corrales #12 (D, M)
8. Ivan Guerrero #23 (D, M) (Honduras; green card)
9. James Riley #4 (D, M)
10. Ned Grabavoy #11 (M)
11. Ronnie O’Brien #7 (M) (Ireland, INT?)
12. Joe Vide #6 (M)
13. Gavin Glinton #9 (F) (T&C, INT?)
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Developmental Roster

1. Kei Kamara #16 (F) (Sierra Leon but not INT) gen. adidas
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Superdraft Draft Picks

• 15th pick was Shea Salinas (Furman)

Notes:
1st round pick traded to KC for Garcia
3rd round pick traded to LA for Yallop
4th round pick traded to Chivas for Burpo

Supplemental Draft Picks

• 1st pick = Adam Smarte (UCSC) (Liberia, INT?)
• 15th pick = Tim Bohnenkamp (Creighton)
• 29th pick = Greg Curry (UCSB)
• 43rd pick = Tim Jepson (Duke)

In Camp

Not Dev Eligible (or unknown)

• Dan Benton #20 (G) (*SR)
• Eric Denton #2 (D) (*SR)
• Amaury Nunez #?? (M) (Brazil) (??*SR??)
• Yuri Morales #34 (M, F) (*SR)
• Conrod Smith (Trinidad & Tobago) (*SR) LINK
• Matt Taylor #31 (F) (*SR)

Dev Eligible

• Greg Curry #17 (D) (*Dev)
• Jamil Roberts #18 (D) (*Dev) LINK
• Jay Ayres #27 (D, M) (*Dev)
• Matt Hatzke #14 (M)
• Shea Salinas #15 (M) (*Dev)
• Hayden Tinto (Trinidad & Tobago) (*Dev) SAME LINK
• Adam Smarte #8 (M, F) (Liberia) (*Dev)
• Willie Sims #?? (F) (Guatemala) (*Dev)

Already Moved On?

• Nic Platter (G) –Moved on? (Fire)
• Tim Jepson (D) (*Dev)
• Taylor Graham (D) (*SR)
• Robert Sandoval (D) (Mexico - Atlas??)(??*SR?)
• Danny Minutillo (M) (*Dev)
• Chris Roner (D, M) (*SR)
• JP Rodrigues (D) (*Dev) LINK
• Mystery-Marko#24 ?Muslin? ?Marlon? (M) (French? Argentinian?)
• Federico Arias (M, F) (Argentina) –Moved on? (?not signed?) LINK
• Martin Aslund (M, F) (Sweden) LINK
• Ryan Solle (M) (*Dev)
• John Fishbaugher (M, F) (*Dev)
• Javier Ayala-Hil (F) (*Dev)
• Tim Bohnenkamp (M, F) (*Dev)—Moved on? (Seattle?)
• Fabrice Noel (F) (Haiti - not INT though?) (*Dev)
• Takayuki Suzuki (F) (Japan) –Moved on? (injury?)

Once Upon a Rumor

• Mike Munoz (M) LINK LINK
• Freddy Thompson (M) (Guatemala, INT) LINK

Allocations, Slots, & Rights

• Rumored to be starting with about 3 major allocations (~$250,000 each), and 3 minor allocations ($125,000?) though this article suggests $1.125m!?
• Traded away an undisclosed amount of allocation money (perhaps ~125k?) to LA for Joe Cannon
• Traded away an undisclosed amount of allocation money (perhaps ~$75K) to Houston for Rights to Ramiro Corrales. (The league paid his transfer fee at ~$150K. It’s unclear if SJE have to pay the league for that or not with our allocation $$$.)
• Traded away an undisclosed amount of $$ and our 2009 1st round draft pick to TOR for Ronnie O’Brien.
• 1 DP slot - open
• 8 International slots: Pozniak = INT
• Rights to Clarence Goodson if he returns to MLS

Salary Cap

• Rumored to be around $2.3 million

Staff

• John Doyle (General Manager)
• Frank Yallop (Head Coach)
• Ian Russell (Assistant Coach)
• Ronnie Ekelund (Technical Advisor)
• Jason Batty (Keeper Koach)
• Bruce Morgan (Head Trainer)
• Alan Kakinami (Equipment Manager Extraordinaire)
• Joe Dincecco (Team Administrator)

SSV