Comments on: Cheers and Jeers http://sanjose.theoffside.com/local-love/cheers-and-jeers.html News from San Jose Earthquakes MLS team Fri, 20 Nov 2009 02:07:59 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: Melissa http://sanjose.theoffside.com/local-love/cheers-and-jeers.html#comment-76 Melissa Thu, 06 Dec 2007 23:29:08 +0000 http://sanjose.theoffside.com/local-love/cheers-and-jeers.html#comment-76 Oh snap - you caught one hell of a freudian slip there. Oh snap – you caught one hell of a freudian slip there.

]]> By: Lucas http://sanjose.theoffside.com/local-love/cheers-and-jeers.html#comment-75 Lucas Thu, 06 Dec 2007 22:56:54 +0000 http://sanjose.theoffside.com/local-love/cheers-and-jeers.html#comment-75 Please excuse the following sophomoric attempt at humor: <I>Jeers to Comcast cable internet for <B>going down on me</B> this morning and ruining my entire day before breakfast.</I> I can't imagine having that kind of morning would ruin my entire day. Thank you, I'll be here all week, try the veal and please tip your waitress. Please excuse the following sophomoric attempt at humor:

Jeers to Comcast cable internet for going down on me this morning and ruining my entire day before breakfast.

I can’t imagine having that kind of morning would ruin my entire day.

Thank you, I’ll be here all week, try the veal and please tip your waitress.

]]> By: Alex http://sanjose.theoffside.com/local-love/cheers-and-jeers.html#comment-72 Alex Wed, 05 Dec 2007 21:32:30 +0000 http://sanjose.theoffside.com/local-love/cheers-and-jeers.html#comment-72 Doc said this is possible. The only thing needed is ........ 1.21 giggawatts! Doc said this is possible. The only thing needed is …….. 1.21 giggawatts!

]]> By: PocketKings http://sanjose.theoffside.com/local-love/cheers-and-jeers.html#comment-71 PocketKings Wed, 05 Dec 2007 21:18:12 +0000 http://sanjose.theoffside.com/local-love/cheers-and-jeers.html#comment-71 Thanks Melissa :) Thanks Melissa
:)

]]> By: Melissa http://sanjose.theoffside.com/local-love/cheers-and-jeers.html#comment-70 Melissa Wed, 05 Dec 2007 19:53:01 +0000 http://sanjose.theoffside.com/local-love/cheers-and-jeers.html#comment-70 My sources at UC Berkeley tell me Dr. Yallop recently teamed up with their physics department (thanks to generous grants from Cisco, Google, and Apple) to study the recent Chivas v Chivas friendly and its impact on the universe as we know it. Yallop will not make a decision on the inevitable Houston match-up until the numbers are properly crunched, the data completely analysed, and the team finds nothing but postive conclusions... in essence saving the world (take that cheerleader!). p.s. I nominate your comment for every award on the planet. My sources at UC Berkeley tell me Dr. Yallop recently teamed up with their physics department (thanks to generous grants from Cisco, Google, and Apple) to study the recent Chivas v Chivas friendly and its impact on the universe as we know it. Yallop will not make a decision on the inevitable Houston match-up until the numbers are properly crunched, the data completely analysed, and the team finds nothing but postive conclusions… in essence saving the world (take that cheerleader!).

p.s. I nominate your comment for every award on the planet.

]]> By: PocketKings http://sanjose.theoffside.com/local-love/cheers-and-jeers.html#comment-69 PocketKings Wed, 05 Dec 2007 18:12:06 +0000 http://sanjose.theoffside.com/local-love/cheers-and-jeers.html#comment-69 Reports just in... MLS physicists reported that San Jose's first home game will not be against Houston for fear of destroying the known universe. Researchers fear a problem with either the space-time continuum's or an uncontrollable matter-antimatter reaction from the same team playing itself (past and future) at the season opener in SJ. But the MLS scientific community is at odds with this controversy. World renowned asshole-physicists (oops, astro-physicist) Dr. Alexi Lalas disagreed with the MLS, saying, "This is absolute rubbish. Nothing will happen if these two teams play in the opener. In fact, it could aid in the aligning of the stars and fostering world peace. Now that would be 'sexy football'." Dr. Lalas's research is based on trying to exploit scheduling conflicts to sell uniforms, discovering the financial gains of playing injured players, and testing the physical limits of professional athletes. This last research project was conducted by allowing a professional athlete to play two (2) 90+ minute matches within 24 hours of each other - on separate continents, while the athlete was injured. A spokesman for the MLS scientific community , a Dr. Yallop, responded, "Lalas is an idiot. Each research facility he has had a part in has had serious breaches of protocol and performance incidents. Lalas does not, and should not, speak for us all." Reporting live from Southern California, this is PocketKings. Remember to spay and neuter your idiots, and please - support the RED, WHITE, and BLUE!!! Gooooo CHIVAS USA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Chivas USA, Chivas USA, CHIVAS UUUUUSSSSSSSAAAAAA Reports just in… MLS physicists reported that San Jose’s first home game will not be against Houston for fear of destroying the known universe. Researchers fear a problem with either the space-time continuum’s or an uncontrollable matter-antimatter reaction from the same team playing itself (past and future) at the season opener in SJ.

But the MLS scientific community is at odds with this controversy. World renowned asshole-physicists (oops, astro-physicist) Dr. Alexi Lalas disagreed with the MLS, saying, “This is absolute rubbish. Nothing will happen if these two teams play in the opener. In fact, it could aid in the aligning of the stars and fostering world peace. Now that would be ’sexy football’.”

Dr. Lalas’s research is based on trying to exploit scheduling conflicts to sell uniforms, discovering the financial gains of playing injured players, and testing the physical limits of professional athletes. This last research project was conducted by allowing a professional athlete to play two (2) 90+ minute matches within 24 hours of each other – on separate continents, while the athlete was injured.

A spokesman for the MLS scientific community , a Dr. Yallop, responded, “Lalas is an idiot. Each research facility he has had a part in has had serious breaches of protocol and performance incidents. Lalas does not, and should not, speak for us all.”

Reporting live from Southern California, this is PocketKings. Remember to spay and neuter your idiots, and please – support the RED, WHITE, and BLUE!!!
Gooooo CHIVAS USA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chivas USA, Chivas USA, CHIVAS UUUUUSSSSSSSAAAAAA

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