

Former Players
Back with a vengeance
By: Ian |The San Jose Offside is back from its holiday break, and all I have to say is: what happened to the Quakes while I was gone? The Cannon saga was thankfully concluded with The Joe remaining in San Jose as he should, but it definitely left a bad taste in the mouth of most fans. [...]
James Riley Selected By Seattle
By: Ian |Well, it wasn’t O’Brien after all. Seattle has taken James Riley from us in their expansion draft selection today. After having a bit of a rough beginning to the season, including that horrible own goal against New England, he settled down into a solid defender. We should be able to pick up someone of equal [...]
“We Don’t Miss You Anymore”
By: Ian |Let’s get one thing out of the way first: L.A. will always be our most hated enemies and number one rivals. That all being said, we have a new rivalry on our hands, ladies and gentleman, and Saturday night confirmed it. The Houston Dynamo have found a place of revulsion and loathing in the hearts 0f Quakes fans [...]
Bye Kei
By: Ian |And just like that, he’s gone. No more Kamara around these parts and in this blog. I spent the last few weeks cursing his name and his skills, but now I can’t help feeling a bit sad that he’s been traded to Houston. When he first arrived from Columbus, I was actually genuinely excited. I [...]
Top 8 Goal Celebrations in Quakes History
By: Ian |Last week’s game against the Crew was enough to convince any Quakes fan that they had either had one too many or that they must have finally snapped under the pressure of an expansion season and lost their sanity. How else to explain a Quakes squad missing Garcia, Guerrero, and Kamara calmly disposing of Columbus and collecting [...]
Perfect 10
By: Sean |“Look at my vision and creativity! Pura vida! Que golazo!”
One of the most glaring issues (in my eyes) form Saturday’s match was the lack of play through the center of the field. That missing piece has been defined by the “#10″ jersey generally worn by the playmaker or attacking midfielder. Such famous #10s [...]
Thank you Center Line Soccer
By: Melissa |A thousand thank yous to John Todd at Center Line Soccer for taking this picture. I call it “The Money Shot.” Go Earthquakes.
Don’t forget
By: Melissa |Don’t forget it’s almost tax time. I forgot and I’m a contractor so no EZ form for me. And to Quakes fans, don’t forget we take on the Charleston Battery tonight at 5:15. The stream will be here. If you are stuck at work and the corporate bastards block that site, [...]
Ballin’? y/n?
By: Melissa |If the readers recall, last month, sf over at The Offside Rules posted a photo of Nick Garcia at his KC Wizards going away party and posed this question to the blogosphere: did the photo prove that Nick was ballin’ out of control? Well, on that vein, I’ve got a question for y’all. [...]
My mind was just officially blown
By: Melissa |Daylight what? I have no idea what time it is. Anyhoo, over at bigsoccer, a user named Roblar went ahead and posted the most amazing update on the current state of the Earthquakes roster that I have no other option than to post this person’s post so here you go:






