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YouTube Thursday – Blogger Concussion Edition
By: Sean |OK, so I was walking, not running, but still. And the tree was way bigger. Karma for saying we won’t make the playoffs? Maybe. But enough administrative make-fun-of-the-blogger stuff…
Before my near-fatal accident (kidding), I remember something about us playing a game tonight. Luckily, the DVR is armed and ready.
Supposed to [...]
Back in Business
By: Ian |Thanks be to the soccer gods for finally kicking Comcast in the ass and bringing my internet service back to life! In the meantime, I’ve managed to miss covering the best soccer the Quakes have played all year. It has been positively awe-inspiring, jaw-dropping… i’m running out of adjectives here. Point is I’m remembering all [...]
I Told You So i.e. Hey Houston, It’s On!
By: Melissa |Hello there Offside reader. I’m having a hard time waiting for Sean/Ian to write about the Quakes because, well, the Quakes are winning and everybody always likes to write about their team when their team is winning. Also, it does appear playoff hopes are not completely dead and I’d like to take a [...]
I’m Back/Pre-Game/Song Of The Week/YouTube Friday/Blowout (thx Shalrie) Extravaganza!!!!!
By: Sean |Warning: Tommy from Quinzee uses bad language in video. And in the link I just gave.
A few weeks back, I might have agreed with Tommy. But does anyone find the irony in the near empty stadium behind that “MLS = Joke” sign?
Enough with rubbing salt in wounds. Lets move [...]
Scum Preview
By: Sean |What a great weekend. I just got back from Red Bull Portland Flugtag. Interestingly enough, Eric Denton somehow sent his aircraft backwards, into the water the other direction. Go figure.
Today, I prepare (NSFW) for a MLS tripleheader. First, KC/DC, then Houston/Colombo, and then Chivas/Chicago for the nightcap. Quick note: [...]
Laughing Cow Preview/African Soccer Update?/SONG OF THE WEEK RETURNS
By: Sean |I know I’m usually relatively conservative on my predictions here, but tomorrow’s match is easy to call. It’s a Quakes win. You may be thinking to yourself ‘Well Sean, how can you say that? We haven’t won a league match since June 7!’ and you may very well have a point, but [...]
Preview (not)
By: Sean |Since MLS and HDNet love themselves some exclusive agreements, I will not be able to watch the game. However, that isn’t to say I can’t give my two words on the match.
We’ll lose.
OK, technically not two words, but still. People will be expecting us to come flying out of the gates with The [...]
Mega-Mini Rapids Preview Post
By: Sean |All interested parties are most likely already at Buck Shaw (or at least in transit), but I fight on to bring you a mini-preview before today’s match.
Preview: We will win.
Now that that’s over, let me rant a little bit (because what else are blogs for?) about Comcast. With the All-Star game 12 [...]
Quakes/Dips Pre-Game
By: Sean |I’ll be flying back to Portland during this match, so I won’t be able to watch it. Which may be a blessing in disguise. I’d like to say that the Quakes have the potential to continue its quest of at least one point per game out of the next four, but all we [...]
BONUS Real Pregame Post!!!
By: Sean |Tino Nunez loves pandas.
SF on the dime.






