

Game Time
Don’t Call It A Comeback
By: Sean |Hello, hello. Sorry, sorry. A three week period including 2 trips to California and living in three different apartments in Portland had left me without cable, internet, and much will to live, but today, finally, I am now loaded with Digital Cable, DVR, MLS DirectKick, GolTV, FSC, ESPNDeportes, and a fire in my [...]
For your consideration…
By: Melissa |Kei Kamara’s goal! It’s time to win the Sierra Mist (whoosh) Goal of the Week.
Ok, so wordpress got updated last night and it appears I cannot embed MLS video right now. Just go here to watch the damn goal.
Annnnd don’t get on my case that he’s not ON the list yet. [...]
Soccer Saturday was in full effect yesterday
By: Melissa |In the course of a few hours I wound up following three different soccer games in three different cities: the Quakes/Revs game in Foxborough, the SF Seals game in San Francisco, and the Chivas/DC game in Los Angeles. (The Chivas game was brought to me via the magical gods of SMS and my friend [...]
The game in pictures + some observations
By: Melissa |I’ll start off with my personal highlight of the match: Crew dude getting smacked in the face by a giant Microsoft sign. Ha Ha. (Does it make me a terrible person because I laugh at the misfortune of others?)
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We started off happy.
But then we were sad.
Halftime = the art of sausage. Oh [...]
Essay time
By: Melissa |I keep forgetting to mention on this here blog that I went ahead and started the Women’s Professional Soccer blog a few days ago. I’m secretly hoping I can grow it to look like the MLS page here – with individual blogs for each team. So please stop by and leave comments and [...]
Still no mojo
By: Melissa |So we walked away without a goal but so did Dallas. I think out of all the match reports I’ve read, Embele Awipi put it best: Quakes keep shooting blanks in tie with Dallas. We created lots and lots of chances throughout the game, but yet again, could not finish them. And [...]
Player theme songs
By: Melissa |It was an entire day of tailgating (pictures coming soon), thanks to the hospitality of a Santa Clara resident who lives mere blocks from the University. On the ride home, we rocked the driver’s ipod and came up with theme songs for a few players.
I Can’t Go For That by Hall & Oates – [...]
Last night, we got our asses beat and I saw a fantastic movie
By: Melissa |I was on my way to The Parkway and I got this text message from a friend:
The report from Salt Lake is that your own guys are running into and injuring each other and RSL is up 3-0
Turns out her friend was at the game and reporting back via text message (SMS is seriously keeping [...]
Did ya miss me? Oh, and we lost
By: Melissa |Hello everybody! Its been a tough couple of days without the internet at my disposal but now I’m back in the Bay Area and back to regularly checking The MLS Offside blogs a kajillion times a day. Lucky for me, over the weekend, my friend kept me updated via text messages during both [...]
Vote Kamara’s goal Goal of the Week!
By: Melissa |So far he only has 7% of the votes and stupid Landycakes is winning. WRONG. Head on over to the official Quakes site to vote and vote often.
In the meantime, please enjoy the highlights from Saturday’s game.
Not featured in the highlights is Cannon’s yellow card for *ahem* “Delaying a Restart?” Wasting time? [...]






