

Management
We may be in the cellar but we are going to make the most of it
By: Melissa |If you watched Saturday’s game, you know there were a lot of corner kicks. There were so many corner kicks, our little section wondered if the Quakes were in the process of breaking a new record. Well whaddya know, we did!
The Earthquakes and Columbus Crew combined for 25 corner kicks Saturday night at […]
Essay time
By: Melissa |I keep forgetting to mention on this here blog that I went ahead and started the Women’s Professional Soccer blog a few days ago. I’m secretly hoping I can grow it to look like the MLS page here – with individual blogs for each team. So please stop by and leave comments and […]
What did I miss?
By: Melissa |Turns out, I missed quite a lot. We lost our mojo against NY, but lucky for us, the next game is home (good). Unfortunately it’s against a team on a bit of a tear right now (bad). Jeff Carlisle says our midfield is starting to gel and no doubt this Saturday […]
Work in progress
By: Melissa | If you look closely at that picture, you can see I am holding a beer in one hand and a mimosa in the other. And yes, I drank both of them at the same time.
The idea to start the San Jose The Offside blog came about after last year’s LA Galaxy/Hollywood United charity […]
I will prevail
By: Melissa |Sometimes when I’m really f*cking bored and drunk (which is often), I go on Priceline and offer $1 for fancy ass hotels and sh*t. One day, a hotel is going to accept! […]
Hmmmmmmmm
By: Melissa | I know lots and lots of people are really excited about Saturday’s pre-game events so I’m going to keep the snark to a minimum. Here’s what we get to look forward to (besides the footie):
* A special Earthquakes video on the stadium big screen (can anything top We Believe? lets all find […]
Is the rivalry dead?
By: Melissa |Ok, I really need to get off the internet. Especially since my co-worker plans to quit in the middle of a “restructuring the department” meeting that I think is going on right now.
Was it me or did you get the sense that there was zero passion from the players and the crowd last night […]
Doyle just signed our Designated Player!
By: Melissa |And JUST IN TIME for our first MLS game on Thursday! All I gotta say is, I’m speechless! Just click here for the interview!
Its finally starting to sink in here in the Yay
By: Melissa |How silly of me NOT to give a shout out to the LOLmls thread on bigsoccer. Game time is only a few days away and instead of feeling the usual forlorn, longing, sadness, dread, etc etc etc… Bay Area residents get to read sh*t like injury reports! It seems Corrales and Riley have […]
Is “our little expansion team” a good nickname or bad?
By: Melissa |I know the season is upon us because Luis Bueno created a new “2008 rankings” tag on the Sideline Views blog and posted his first list. San Jose is dead last. But, Bueno added the quip: “Only one way to go.” Double true. There are a handful of season previews for […]






