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Joe Cannon or Steve Perry?
By: Melissa |Reader Jen clued me into the shocking physical similarities between Quakes goalkeeper Joe Cannon and former Journey frontman Steve Perry. In fact, she sent me the two photos below to demonstrate:
And it doesn’t stop with those […]
Last night, we got our asses beat and I saw a fantastic movie
By: Melissa |I was on my way to The Parkway and I got this text message from a friend:
The report from Salt Lake is that your own guys are running into and injuring each other and RSL is up 3-0
Turns out her friend was at the game and reporting back via text message (SMS is seriously keeping […]
Vote Kamara’s goal Goal of the Week!
By: Melissa |So far he only has 7% of the votes and stupid Landycakes is winning. WRONG. Head on over to the official Quakes site to vote and vote often.
In the meantime, please enjoy the highlights from Saturday’s game.
Not featured in the highlights is Cannon’s yellow card for *ahem* “Delaying a Restart?” Wasting time? […]
Good news for me AND good news for the Quakes
By: Melissa |If you’ve been living under a rock, then you don’t know we just acquired Jean-Philippe Peguero on loan from the Danish club Brondby. All I gotta say about this news is: Doyle does not f*ck around y’all! This dude is a goal scoring machine! Lessie… 14 goals off 46 appearances at […]
We aint mad at cha, Shea
By: Melissa |I think by now, everyone who follows MLS has seen the epic fail from Shea Salinas when, late in the second half, he had a perfect opportunity to knock one in and tie the game for us. (What? You haven’t? Check the game highlights at MLSnet.com) Well, our Shea feels […]
Learn to speak hip
By: Melissa |Everybody around here is waiting impatiently for the deets on Saturday’s tailgates (myself included). On the news front, Embele Awipi has an interview with Kei Kamara. Also, Joe Cannon was on last night’s Sports Sunday but the site doesn’t seem to have any video (lame). I got really bored yesterday while […]
Its on bitches!
By: Melissa |After I left that Quakes v UC Berkeley scrimmage a few weeks ago, I took Bart home. While waiting on the platform for my train, I saw a dude walk by wearing a Beckham LA Galaxy zip up jacket thingamabob. I was initially shocked because I seriously never thought anyone would actually buy […]
Quakes coverage! Lots and lots of Quakes coverage!
By: Melissa | This is great. Now I can just point to all the extremely smart and thorough news articles out there and spend the rest of my time on this blog talking smack, posting irreverent and slightly inappropriate content, and just generally entertaining myself. So lets begin:
* Center Line Soccer has the scoop on […]
Doyle just signed our Designated Player!
By: Melissa |And JUST IN TIME for our first MLS game on Thursday! All I gotta say is, I’m speechless! Just click here for the interview!
Its finally starting to sink in here in the Yay
By: Melissa |How silly of me NOT to give a shout out to the LOLmls thread on bigsoccer. Game time is only a few days away and instead of feeling the usual forlorn, longing, sadness, dread, etc etc etc… Bay Area residents get to read sh*t like injury reports! It seems Corrales and Riley have […]






