Dear Alyssa Milano

By: Melissa | February 19th, 2008

I just want to say I think your Touch clothing line is really cool. I think any female fan of a men’s sport will agree, its a real pain in the ass to find a comfortable and flattering way to wear one’s support for their favorite team. You’ve certainly hit a niche with this concept and for that, I applaud you. It’s hard enough as it is just being a fan. When I sat in the bar, crying into my tall stiff drink, watching my beloved Chivas USA get kicked out of the playoffs, some guy came up to me and asked me if I was really watching the tv. Sigh.

Anyways, my point here is this: can you get The Don on the phone and maybe work out a similar MLS Touch line? As much as I like the new sexy Quakes jerseys, I’d rather not get one just to basically feel like I’m wearing a potato sack. That’s no fun. And for a sport that supposedly entertains mostly soccer moms, who doesn’t want to see the hottie MILFs and their sexy/sporty outfits in the stands? Think of that market Alyssa. And when ESPN does those semi-regular seemingly obligatory wide-shot pans away from the game, your clothes get tons of free publicity and the boys get a little eye-candy too boot. I really think I’m onto a great idea here. So Alyssa – at the launch party, just give The Offside a little shout out (and maybe an invite?).

Category: Wishful Thinking

Tags: Alyssa Milano, Wishful Thinking

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• Samantha |  February 19th, 2008 at 11:10 pm

  
  
  

  Ah, the night Chivas USA was kicked out of the playoffs…I (barely) remember that night.

  With that in mind, I’m so excited the season is almost here!

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• Dan |  February 20th, 2008 at 5:22 am

  
  
  

  She can do no wrong in my book, that Alyssa Milano. Well, if ‘Who’s the Boss’ tries to pull a made for tv movie about where Tony and Angela are 20 years later… that’s where I draw the line.

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• Dave Martinez |  February 20th, 2008 at 7:05 am

  
  
  

  FOR THE LOVE OF MILFS EVERYWHERE!!! GET MELISSA SOME SEXY WEAR ALYSSA!!!!

  Sorry, had to =)

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• Melissa |  February 20th, 2008 at 9:10 am

  
  
  

  I am no milf but I appreciate the sentiment

  (And if we remember Ed Helms on The Daily Show, we know milf stands for: mothers I’d like to find out how you stay so young)

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• Dave Martinez |  February 20th, 2008 at 10:16 am

  
  
  

  ha didnt mean to assume your milfyness. im a dummy =)

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• cfc069 |  February 20th, 2008 at 10:23 am

  
  
  

  Alyssa, quality in Charmed - The Power of 3 and I remember her as Tony Danza’s (Taxi) daughter in Who’s the Boss. How old am I LOL LOL!!!

  KTBFFH

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